Absurd

Don’t you hate it when you hear arrogant liars lying lies? Everyone does! Sadly, arrogant liars do too. Don’t you wish you had some lexical bombshell to blow the ignorance to smithereens? Absurd is the boom you’ve been searching for!
Not’o mention, the concept of illogical senselessness has such a small box of adjectives: preposterous, incongruous, nonsensical, asinine, ludicrous, inane, foolish… yet, absurdity defines us at every turn.
“We need someone to bow to! Oh yes, please, make profit off of my hard work! Oh, labor isn’t so important, not as important as telling me how to do it, so I don’t deserve nice things.”
ABSURD!

Seth Collins